August 27, 2012

A Shoe Report

Filed under: Style — Emily Reeves @ 9:30 pm

After another day of wearing uncomfortable, yet cute shoes, I have come to the following equations for determining whether to keep shoes in an already full shoe closet:

Painful + Cute+ Expensive (and looks it) = Keep


Painful + Cute + Expensive (and doesn’t look it) = Trash


Painful + Cute + Cheap (and looks it) = Trash


Painful + Cute + Cheap (and doesn’t look it) = Holding Pattern


Comfortable + Cute + Expensive (and looks it) = buy in as many more colors as affordable


Comfortable + Cute + Expensive (and doesn’t look it) = Holding Pattern


Comfortable + Cute + Cheap (and looks it) = wear, but only that pair


Comfortable + Cute + Cheap (and doesn’t look it) = buy in every color


This equation should only be applied for cute shoes. If the shoe falls into any kind of “not cute” category, it goes in the trash. Why would you keep an ugly shoe?


What is your shoe threshold?

1 Comment »

  1. I don’t even have enough shoes to match that number of categories! But, I’ve reached a point in my life that “uncomfortable” never even makes it into the equation. Uncomfortable shoes make me put on my angry eyes!

    Comment by Lindsey — September 1, 2012 @ 5:21 am

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