A Shoe Report
After another day of wearing uncomfortable, yet cute shoes, I have come to the following equations for determining whether to keep shoes in an already full shoe closet:
Painful + Cute+ Expensive (and looks it) = Keep
Painful + Cute + Expensive (and doesn’t look it) = Trash
Painful + Cute + Cheap (and looks it) = Trash
Painful + Cute + Cheap (and doesn’t look it) = Holding Pattern
Comfortable + Cute + Expensive (and looks it) = buy in as many more colors as affordable
Comfortable + Cute + Expensive (and doesn’t look it) = Holding Pattern
Comfortable + Cute + Cheap (and looks it) = wear, but only that pair
Comfortable + Cute + Cheap (and doesn’t look it) = buy in every color
This equation should only be applied for cute shoes. If the shoe falls into any kind of “not cute” category, it goes in the trash. Why would you keep an ugly shoe?
What is your shoe threshold?
I don’t even have enough shoes to match that number of categories! But, I’ve reached a point in my life that “uncomfortable” never even makes it into the equation. Uncomfortable shoes make me put on my angry eyes!
Comment by Lindsey — September 1, 2012 @ 5:21 am